Top Ten Signs Your Team Might Be Falling Out of the Playoff Race: ROUND TWO
10: Realized your future rested in the hands of several people who played for the Leafs as recently as two weeks ago.
9: Realized your future rested in the hands of the rejects of the team dependant on Leafs rejects.
8: Future star player you picked up in the entry draft in June is actually playing like it's his first year in the league.
7: No one bothers to differentiate which goalie with the last name "Mason" plays for your team any more.
6: Jason Blake is adding offense to your team.
5: Team's performance seems to be connected to the strength of their logo... and their logo is a symbol of the American auto industry
4: Goaltenders and first two lines take the night off to watch the Superbowl. *
3: Marty Turco's "Flop Like a Fish when the Puck Touches You" isn't keeping the puck in front of the goal line any more
2: Line called up from the AHL provides an offensive boost.
1: Longest franchise winning streak ended by the Toronto Maple Leafs
* and to think this could have been a shot at Boston's losing streak instead
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